The House Rules

1. If you open it, close it;

2. If you turn it on, turn it off;

3. If you unlock it, lock it;

4. If you break it, repair it;

5. If you can't fix it, call in someone who can;

6. If you borrow it, return it;

7. If you make a mess, clean it up;

8. If you move it, put it back;

9. If it belongs to somebody else and you want to use it, ask;

10. If you move it, put it back;

11. If you don't know how to operate it, leave it alone;

12. If it doesn't concern you, don't mess with it.